its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i dont even know how to be here
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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