Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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