You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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