I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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