my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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