Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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