Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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