He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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