He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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