Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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