We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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