I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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