look no pants
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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