gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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