so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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