K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?