one might say we're banned from that church
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..