Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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