haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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