Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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