We're like a lot better than the average bears
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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