The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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