i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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