why didn't you poke me back
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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