Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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