we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Randomize
