I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I'm really busy with my period
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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