Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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