One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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