all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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