the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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