I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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