I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I FOUND THE LEGS
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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