Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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