i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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