YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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