just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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