I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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