Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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