4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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