Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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