i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
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