and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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