You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
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i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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