she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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