Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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