"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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