One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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