Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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