You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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