Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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