How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
