They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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