We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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