I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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